July 15, 2009


A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that??"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't masturbate at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh well, in that case, ok." commented the woman.

In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a male nurse was performing oral sex on him.

Again, the female benefactor screamed,"Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly,"Same illness, but this guy has better insurance."