May 11, 2009

GOP SO DESPERATE THAT IT HAS TO CRITICIZE O'S CONDIMENT CHOICE?

Wow. This Obama is really uppity. He has the nerve to defile the all-American hamburger with a french--yes, as in freedom fries and "old europe"--gourmet mustard. Guess our yellow French's mustard isn't good enough for his socialist-who-probably-wasn't-even-born-in-this-country ass. If condiment choice is all they have to slam Obama on, they might as well give up! Here's the poupon this alarming story, which gets at the heart of why Americans can never fully identify with this exotic, mixed-race dude and his insultingly elitist tastes in mustard!

CAREFUL! IT MAY LOOK INNOCENT, BUT ORDERING THIS CONDMENT ON A BURGER IS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON!



FROM HUFFPO

"... On the drive down, we stopped at a TGI Friday's and I ordered a cheeseburger. When the waitress brought the food I asked her if she had any Dijon mustard. Dan shook his head.

'He doesn't want Dijon,' he insisted, waving the waitress off. 'Here' - he shoved a yellow bottle of French's mustard in my direction - 'here's some mustard right here.'

The waitress looked confused. 'We got Dijon if you want it,' she said to me.

I smiled. 'That would be great, thanks.' As the waitress walked away, I leaned over to Dan and whispered that I didn't think there were any photographers around."

MORE: HUFFPO

There is actual video on Huffpo of right-wing news hacks making an issue of this. Talk about elevating the discourse! Sheesh!

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