January 12, 2009


Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems? You will see no cutesy smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship.

When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you're scared -- we will high-tail it out of here.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick --Stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my butt off!!

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.