TIMES ARE REALLY TOUGH!

MONA FOOT HAS BUSTED OUT OF RETIREMENT...AGAIN!

THE PRESS RELEASE:



Downtown luminary Nashom has confirmed that after many, many, years away; Mona Foote will fly in from Vail Colorado and take to the stage for the Cock and Soul 10th Anniversary party on Tuesday Dec. 9th. Musical accompaniment will be provided by long-time conspirator DJ “Gaunt” Johnson.

The “Original Supermodel” (whose distinctive look was mopped by a young Naomi Campbell), will address all the rumors. What did she say to David Geffen that caused her to lose that part in “Dreamgirls” to Beyonce? Was she the real reason behind the Guy Ritchie/Madonna divorce and hurricane Katrina? (“He’s a bottom” “Santeria”) How did it feel to get booed offstage at an Obama rally after describing Maria Shriver as looking “AID-sy”? (She said it) And is she still in talks with Barbara Walters to replace that idiot Sheri Shepard on “The View”?

Come get answers, celebrate, and pay homage to The One, the only, the Foote.