CATHOLIC LADIES

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle Well...?

She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'4, hard bodied, well-hung male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God."