SEX WITH A 92 YEAR-OLD CORPSE?!?

No, this isn't a personal ad for RuPaul. In a ghoulish tale fof necrophilia fit for Hallowe'en. And the offender is cute!

It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

A morgue assistant runs to his boss and asks, "Mrs. Smith has a shrimp sticking out of her cunt!"

The boss goes to take a look and says "That's not a shrimp, you idiot!" That's her clit!

The assistant replies, "Well it sure tasted like shrimp."



A 24-year-old New York City man remains jailed after he was found allegedly having sex with a 92-year-old woman's corpse inside the morgue of the hospital where he worked.

Anthony Merino, who works as a lab technician at Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, N.J., was arrested Sunday after police responded to a call from a security guard at the hospital. The guard reported witnessing the lab technician sexually desecrating the woman's dead body, according to police.

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