September 12, 2007

CORNY BUT CUTE

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a
surrogate father to start their family.


On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife
goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."


Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby
photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.


"Good morning,Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to
explain, Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed,
I've been expecting you."


"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good.
Did you know babies are my specialty?"



"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have
a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we
start?"


"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed.

And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread
out there."


"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"


"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if
we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."


"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.


"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to
be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."


"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith.


The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of
his baby pictures.

"This was done on the top of a bus," he said.


"Oh, my Gosh!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider
their mother was so difficult to work with."


"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.


"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the
job done right.

People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"


"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.


"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just
had to pack it all in.


" Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on
your, uh...equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes..


Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to
work right away."


"Tripod ?"


"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's
much too big to be held in the hand very long."


Mrs. Smith fainted.

3 Comments:

Blogger Tommy said...

...Bunny, baby photographers no longer go "door-to-door"....I think you are just exposing your fascination with hardcore baby-porn......telling a corny joke, which it was, combining babies and fucking, clearly shows this....

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