July 17, 2007

WAL-MARTS FAITH-BASED TOYS



PUKE! These are on a trial run this August. I know I'm a sinful bohemian who is divorced from the rest of the country with my wicked NYC ways, but I would really be shocked if these toys took off. What little girl wants to play with an old bearded man doll? And somehow, Mary's Dream Hut doesn't quite have the same ring to it as Barbie's Dream House. I hope the Sampson figure at least comes with retractable hair!

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll say it...are they anatomically correct?

7:42 PM  
Blogger ayeM8y said...

Ooh a 12-inch talking Jesus...mmm...yeah...Hey Jesus...bet he’s the cutest of them all, I wonder if the Mary doll can immaculately conceive him?

10:29 PM  
Blogger Lady Bunny said...

Ooh, a 12 inch anything! --LB

10:09 AM  
Blogger Star Queen said...

What about the malakoi and arsenokoitai dolls?

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Adrienne M. Dixon said...

I am a Christian and I believe these items a great! Ieven took my faith based toy company one step further. My name is Adrienne M. Dixon, President and Chief Executive Officer of T.UP.A.C. (Train up a Child) International, LLC. T.UP.A.C. is a new faith-based toy company that markets toys, dolls, action figures, figurines, games, and other collectors’ items that help introduce a fun way to teach children the importance of adopting spiritual principles early in life.

Our products include heroes of the bible such as David, Daniel, Moses, Mary, Joseph, Queen Esther, Peter, etc. We also offer our new line of “Men/Women of the Cloth” action figures. This product is novel to the toy industry. The men of the cloth action figure depict real life spiritual leaders as superheroes in Christ and action figures for the Lord. The action figure has a voice recordable chip, whereas a minister’s voice is recorded to recite a scripture for a child to hear.

T.UP.A.C. debuted its first action figure in December 2008 of a well-known member of the clergy in the South Jersey area, Bishop David G. Evans. He is pastor of Bethany Baptist Church, a 27,000 multicultural congregation of believers in Lindenwold, NJ and prelate to the Abundant Harvest Fellowship of Churches, an international fellowship with more than 175 churches in the United States, Africa, and India. In the rear of the action figure there is a button, when pressed, you will hear in Bishop Evan’s voice; “Faith acts as a thing is so, even when it’s not so, that it might be so.”

No other company in the world is marketing our featured item. We have a patent pending that once approved, will allow us to exclude others from profiting from our company’s unique product. With this protection, we can keep this invention within the scope of God’s vision.

In addition to helping children learn biblical scriptures and principles, this would be an excellent fundraiser for the churches, daycares, schoold, youth organizations etc. and a fun opportunity for the youth in your church to recognize the “Shepherd” God has given them.
Thank you in advance for your time and may God continue to Bless you!

Kind regards,

6:59 PM  

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