May 08, 2007


A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures.
The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook hand, and an eye patch.

"How did you end up with a peg leg?" he asks.

"I was swept overboard into a school of sharks," the pirate replies.
"As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit off my leg."

"Wow!" cries the sailor. "What about your hook?"

"Argh! An enemy hacked off my hand during a raid."

"Incredible! How'd you get the eye patch?"

"A seagull shit in my eye."

"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?"

"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same thing must have happened to muslim extremist Abu Hamza he has a hook and a manky eye, he could be a James Bond villain.

3:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bunny, you are the Bob Hope of drag stars

3:06 PM  
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