RESIMAY
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, ?Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. ?My salerery is open ! so we ca n discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. ?Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
EMPLOYER'S RESPONSE:
DEAR PEGGY MAY, DON'T WORRY! WE'VE GOT SPELL CHECK. YOU'RE HIRED!
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, ?Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. ?My salerery is open ! so we ca n discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. ?Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
EMPLOYER'S RESPONSE:
DEAR PEGGY MAY, DON'T WORRY! WE'VE GOT SPELL CHECK. YOU'RE HIRED!
posted by Lady Bunny at Thursday, February 15, 2007
4 Comments:
That's cause they're her nuts all hiked up and served forth like vulgar meatballs cradled in synthetic atrocity with great elasticity but low to very poor abrasion resistance, great resiliency
What do they say about Michael Jackson? All crazy, no nuts? Well, we know where the nuts went
ba dum pump
Premarine clean up on aisle 6, please?
The standards of formal english just ain't what it use to be, n'est pas?
They are now saying that the best way to compose a letter is to write it from the heart, the way you would say it, however, this could prove a little tricky especially if you are suffering from a nasty cold or if you have Down Syndrome.
Yeah! Now she sucks pussy, too! --LB
Hmmm...I can't seem to see the reason why she's so coy and thus wear a bra?
Like we're not going to notice it if she's isn't?
Frances.
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