GOOD THING NAOMI'S PRETTY

Cuz on the inside, she seems like a lying, nasty, violent bitch! Of course, I still think her biggest crime was naming her album BABY WOMAN.

TODAY:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault Tuesday for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans.

"I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana," Campbell told Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Robert Mandelbaum. "This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her."

If convicted at trial, Campbell, who originally had been charged with second-degree felony assault, could have been sentenced to two to seven years in prison.

Campbell, 36, hit Ana Scolavino in the back of the head with the phone in the supermodel's Manhattan apartment last March. Scolavino was treated for a head injury. (Read: Campbell's employee troubles)

In exchange for her guilty plea, Campbell must pay Scolavino's medical expenses of $363, do five days of community service and attend a two-day anger management program. (FindLaw: The Campbell charges)

NAOMI'S STATEMENT WHEN CHARGES WERE FILED (from smokinggun.com)

"The allegation that I hit her or in any way injured my former housekeeper is completely untrue.

From the time she began working for me about two and a half months ago, I began questioning her about items I found missing. This morning, when I finally fired her for that and her erratic behavior, she screamed, "This is going to cost you a lot of money." After some more yelling and screaming on her part, she left the house. The next thing I knew, I got a call from the police. I have no idea how she was injured."