September 27, 2006

SAVED BY THE DING-DONG

Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on the SAVED BY THE BELL, is all grown up and out of his awkward adolescent phase. He actually looks kinda handsome in this pic. And according to Rush and Molloy of the DAILY NEWS, has quite a hidden "talent."



Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'

"Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his
fans hoped never ever to see him.

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom
"Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place
with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see
a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women,
sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily
functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's
biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape
featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us,
"mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven
Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's
a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack
on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup
comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been
trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in
the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lady bunny please tell us where we can find this!? I do enjoy a sex tape so I do

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ooh, yes. I love a good sex tape. especially with goofy hung guys.

11:10 PM  
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