HOWARD LOOKS STERN!

Sorry I have been out of touch, but Miss Thing has been on "Tranny Strike" along with the Transit Authority. Actually, I've been working like a hog. Thankfully, my dvds have been selling on the site, so I've been stuffing envelopes like crazy in a pre-Xmas frenzy! I had no idea that I had fans n Brazil, Portugal, Glasgow, Australia, etc. Someone emailed me to ask if that was my handwriting on the envelope, cuz it looked like the scrawling scatching of a serial killer. In truth, I am related on my mom's side to a serial killer who poisoned her family.

Sunday, I flew to Dallas at the delicious Mistress Mini's B'day party. Ya gotta love an 18 year old girl who wears wigs! And the preceding Friday I spun on a The Princess, a boat hired out for Jefferson Wells' (an investment company!) Christmas shindig. But during that day, I attended Howard Stern's Sirius launch. I am not really a huge fan of Howard's, but I like the senseless smut and freedom speech he represents. Plus, I had been interviewed by Derek and Romaine on their Sirius show on Thursday night, and was invited. Noon drag is a little scary, but lord knows, I've never shied away from that look! Michael Lucas and his publicist Heather Reznor accompanied us and snapped these pix.

Howard was very sweet and paused to say "You look great." Too bad he was talking to Michael, who has been a guest on his show. His bodyguards were shoving everyone out of the way and I was shocked that he would pause to pose. His new gal pal is pretty, and they both ignored my cries of "Hey Howard! What's she got that I ain't got? Awww. Besides t-cells!" The mood was mayhem, and Howard's very tanked fans were a little homophobic, but got over it and were soon asking me for blackmail photos with their friends.

Reality TV's biggest bitch Omarosa was actually really pleasant--but she brought out my claws just for fun in this pic.



Sheryl Crow was poorforming. In her defense, it wasn't a dream gig. She has a hit out, her first in years, and here she is doing a possibly free promo gig where Howard, not her, is the main focus. I bounced down to the dancefloor to cause a commotion and attempt to enjoy her poorformance. She caught one look and me and almost visibly shrugged: ALERT: SCENE STEALER APPROACHING! She looks too thin and quite forlorn. And I'm sorry, although I think ALL I WANNA DO is a great pop song, how the hell do you perform a song about fun with zero stage presence and without cracking a smile? Awful! Maybe she should stick to writing. I saw her a few months ago on a morning show and was equally underwhelmed.

Anyhoo, I got a mention in the NY Times for showing up, and I can't tell you how thrilled I was to be mentioned in the same sentence as Wendy the Retard. If she's a regular, I might have to break down and get that Sirius subscrip!