Will Scott and Laci's Case Ever "Peter" Out?

What is the big fuckin' deal about the Scott Peterson trial? I can't understand why it has become one of the "trials of the century". I mean, murdering your pregnant wife is gruesome, but there is no celebrity quotient as in the OJ and Michael Jackson trials--and hell, at least Jon Benet had unbelievably sick wigs and costumes to keep my interest up. Countless Larry King hours have been dedicated to the case, and unfortunately, most of them feature that shrill blonde Southern legal analist Nancy whats-her-name. Enough! This shouldn't be continuous headline news!

I asked shrill blonde Southern drag anal-ist Lahoma van Zandt why this trial continues to fascinate folks. Her theory is that the case taps into a common straight male's fantasy of pussy with no responsibilty. This guy gets the pussy, marries it, but when it becomes pregnant, the guy starts feeling trapped. And we all know that many straight guys can feel trapped by a little emotional responsibility, so imagine how a wife, home, kid and the ensuing lifetime of bills might make them feel. Most guys don't kill the bitch, but this psycho does, and society is watching on the edge of their sheets to see if he totally fulfills the fantasy and gets away with it. Interesting theory. I wonder what a psychiatrist would have to say about it. Lahoma's psychiatrist, to be precise.