GROANERS FOR DAYS!
Since we, the Americans, are slowly becoming the minorities, here are some words and or phrases we may juana get familiar with. Mexican words of the day ...
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I,
shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I,
shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
posted by Lady Bunny at Tuesday, February 10, 2009
4 Comments:
so lady limbaugh is now spreading the meme that americans are going to outnumbered by evil "other" people?
Come on Bun Bun, racism is out of style!
You are worst than Shirley Q. Likker you vile faggint
you and miss jackie beets try to act like y'all are "obama liberal america" by slamming the tragic shitty blackface scums of shirley q liKKKer in FRONTIERS magazine..
trying to act like y'all deserve more inches of black dicks in y'all diarrhea stained cunt holes, but really...
y'alls makeups don't hide the facts..
I'm sorry.. I'm drunk.what was I saying?
anyway...
all the bar owners say Jackie Beat is an asshole they will NEVER invite back...
they say Lady Barnyard was filthier and drunker than they expected and also brought in more money than they ever hoped...
so Lady Bunny makes it through to the next round....
Jackie Beat can set at home and get obese and blow her head off thinking of "what could have been" of she had substituted comedy for ego..
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